<![CDATA[Warner Music Group: Dumber Than We May Have Ever Thought - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Warner Music Group: Dumber Than We May Have Ever Thought - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:34:28 EST Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:34:28 EST http://idolator.com/343939/warner-music-group-dumber-than-we-may-have-ever-thought <![CDATA[Warner Music Group: Dumber Than We May Have Ever Thought]]> http://idolator.com/343939/warner-music-group-dumber-than-we-may-have-ever-thought#c3672302 The only way I'd pay $3000 for Bill Joel Tix is if it was an Ultimate Fighting Championship match that pitted him against the Billy Joel from 1976. That guy would so kick Billy Joel's ass if he had a chance to see what he turned into.

cockfightbarmitzvah

]]> 33:343939:c3672302 Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:34:28 EST <![CDATA[Warner Music Group: Dumber Than We May Have Ever Thought]]> http://idolator.com/343939/warner-music-group-dumber-than-we-may-have-ever-thought#c3671070 In terms of record industry money-wasting, this still doesn't come close to Mariah Carey's Virgin Records tenure ($80 million contract, $20 million buyout, who knows how much money to make Glitter).

Dickdogfood

]]> 33:343939:c3671070 Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:42:57 EST <![CDATA[Warner Music Group: Dumber Than We May Have Ever Thought]]> http://idolator.com/343939/warner-music-group-dumber-than-we-may-have-ever-thought#c3668690 If you're going to fiddle while Rome burns, at least play the fiddle your own damn self.

SuperUnison

]]> 33:343939:c3668690 Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:25:32 EST <![CDATA[Warner Music Group: Dumber Than We May Have Ever Thought]]> http://idolator.com/343939/warner-music-group-dumber-than-we-may-have-ever-thought#c3668074 "Fuck Bulldog. Fuck the Hamptons. Fuck Billy fuckin' Joel. And fuck you. And you." [/lyor-HITSvoice]

Chris Molanphy

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