<![CDATA[ - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[ - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:44:54 EST Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:44:54 EST http://idolator.com/348439/ <![CDATA[]]> http://idolator.com/348439/#c3873838 @lastclearchance: I don't think he could hack it as a janitor, though.

queensissy

]]> 33:348439:c3873838 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:44:54 EST <![CDATA[]]> http://idolator.com/348439/#c3867100 Finally! A look inside the wild world of the most emotionally demostrative pop singer of his generation. This will even top the time in Cyndy Lauper's unauthorized bio where it was shockingly revealed that she supported the increased role of fun in young women's lives everywhere.

saltwater

]]> 33:348439:c3867100 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:48:50 EST <![CDATA[]]> http://idolator.com/348439/#c3864937 I am already bored by his memoirs and he hasn't even started writing them yet.

amandacobra

]]> 33:348439:c3864937 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:41:05 EST <![CDATA[]]> http://idolator.com/348439/#c3863583 @lastclearchance: We should be so lucky, my guess is a word-for-word copy of his 'private' Xanga.

Dick Laurent is dead.

]]> 33:348439:c3863583 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:53:33 EST <![CDATA[]]> http://idolator.com/348439/#c3861318 I'd be way more pumped to see the encyclopedia of pop that he spent like 10 years on.

SuperUnison

]]> 33:348439:c3861318 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:28:50 EST <![CDATA[]]> http://idolator.com/348439/#c3860931 I imagine he just cribbed it from someone else's hardwork:

Dear Journal,

I think the girl I like, Patty Mayonaise, is a lesbian. Pink triangles on her sleeve shirt are a good indicator. Also, Chalky Studebaker is better at soccer then me.

Say it ain't so,
Doug Funny.


Dead Air ummm Dead Air

]]> 33:348439:c3860931 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:11:04 EST <![CDATA[]]> http://idolator.com/348439/#c3860744 Albums, Rivers! Remember? Not Memoirs! ALbums! Do something again like those first two albums, and everyone will buy it and love it! Don't write a book or release a collection demos, make good full-length albums!!!!

JudgeFudge

]]> 33:348439:c3860744 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:01:28 EST <![CDATA[]]> http://idolator.com/348439/#c3860629 Memoirs of a geisha-hound

Nicolars

]]> 33:348439:c3860629 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:56:58 EST <![CDATA[]]> http://idolator.com/348439/#c3860594 I imagine it's something like Henry Fool's Confessions.

lastclearchance

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