<![CDATA["American Idol" Trots Out Another Sexless Teenage Hopeful - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA["American Idol" Trots Out Another Sexless Teenage Hopeful - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:22:21 EST Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:22:21 EST http://idolator.com/348444/american-idol-trots-out-another-sexless-teenage-hopeful <![CDATA["American Idol" Trots Out Another Sexless Teenage Hopeful]]> http://idolator.com/348444/american-idol-trots-out-another-sexless-teenage-hopeful#c3875278 What? No mention of the fact that the guy whose wife into labour was allegedly names Oliver Highman? Say it out loud and then tell me that's his real name.

ThreeBirds

]]> 33:348444:c3875278 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:22:21 EST <![CDATA["American Idol" Trots Out Another Sexless Teenage Hopeful]]> http://idolator.com/348444/american-idol-trots-out-another-sexless-teenage-hopeful#c3871255 like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like

dog door

]]> 33:348444:c3871255 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:57:01 EST <![CDATA["American Idol" Trots Out Another Sexless Teenage Hopeful]]> http://idolator.com/348444/american-idol-trots-out-another-sexless-teenage-hopeful#c3870517 @Jay-C: Have you ever been to South Carolina?

I had figured that combining the average IQ of your average American Idol contestant with the average IQ of your average South Carolinian would create some sort of extreme endothermic reaction, kind of like when light meets the event horizon of a black hole.

I guess I'll just have to live with Amy Flynn in stead.

jmb112485

]]> 33:348444:c3870517 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:34:55 EST <![CDATA["American Idol" Trots Out Another Sexless Teenage Hopeful]]> http://idolator.com/348444/american-idol-trots-out-another-sexless-teenage-hopeful#c3870135 All I could think when Amy Davis started chattering was "FUCK JUNO."

Fennessey

]]> 33:348444:c3870135 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:23:48 EST <![CDATA["American Idol" Trots Out Another Sexless Teenage Hopeful]]> http://idolator.com/348444/american-idol-trots-out-another-sexless-teenage-hopeful#c3869189 The whole show really set South Carolina back a few more years. Pretty much no one came off very well (except that dude and his sister, who were all kinds of awesome).

And why do people still argue with the judges? No means no, dammit! And it's the other door!

Chris N.

]]> 33:348444:c3869189 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:54:13 EST <![CDATA["American Idol" Trots Out Another Sexless Teenage Hopeful]]> http://idolator.com/348444/american-idol-trots-out-another-sexless-teenage-hopeful#c3867540 What is it about 16 year olds talking about abstinence that turns me on?

Oh ya, everything.

sicksteanein

]]> 33:348444:c3867540 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:02:50 EST <![CDATA["American Idol" Trots Out Another Sexless Teenage Hopeful]]> http://idolator.com/348444/american-idol-trots-out-another-sexless-teenage-hopeful#c3865104 Simon was so right about Ashley, I mean, Britney, I mean Amy Davis. I was annoyed with her after only five minutes and a couple of whiny, uninspired bars of "Reflections."

rhythmchyc

]]> 33:348444:c3865104 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:46:22 EST <![CDATA["American Idol" Trots Out Another Sexless Teenage Hopeful]]> http://idolator.com/348444/american-idol-trots-out-another-sexless-teenage-hopeful#c3865062 Didn't her no-sex speech remind you of the Miss South Carolina Iraq speech? What's with the girls of SC?

Jay-C

]]> 33:348444:c3865062 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:45:14 EST <![CDATA["American Idol" Trots Out Another Sexless Teenage Hopeful]]> http://idolator.com/348444/american-idol-trots-out-another-sexless-teenage-hopeful#c3861062 This girl needs sXe tats all over her wrists.

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

]]> 33:348444:c3861062 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:17:11 EST <![CDATA["American Idol" Trots Out Another Sexless Teenage Hopeful]]> http://idolator.com/348444/american-idol-trots-out-another-sexless-teenage-hopeful#c3860936 Jeffery Lampkin answers the age old question: just how would Cee-Lo act if he was possessed by the spirit of Luther Vandross.

StuntKockSteeev

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