<![CDATA[Things We Learned From The "American Idol" Audition Compilation Episode - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Things We Learned From The "American Idol" Audition Compilation Episode - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:08:01 EST Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:08:01 EST http://idolator.com/353726/things-we-learned-from-the-american-idol-audition-compilation-episode <![CDATA[Things We Learned From The "American Idol" Audition Compilation Episode]]> http://idolator.com/353726/things-we-learned-from-the-american-idol-audition-compilation-episode#c4100686 Didn't Ryan's VO in the Hollywood Week preview say something about past years being all about the drama, "But this year, it's all about the music!"

I'm not optimistic.

JedTheMime

]]> 33:353726:c4100686 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:08:01 EST <![CDATA[Things We Learned From The "American Idol" Audition Compilation Episode]]> http://idolator.com/353726/things-we-learned-from-the-american-idol-audition-compilation-episode#c4100387 From what I remember, she wasn't dating both of them at the same time, she dated one and now she's dating the other.

Mary

]]> 33:353726:c4100387 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:55:47 EST <![CDATA[Things We Learned From The "American Idol" Audition Compilation Episode]]> http://idolator.com/353726/things-we-learned-from-the-american-idol-audition-compilation-episode#c4099202 This was the first episode I watched even a little of this season (I generally hate the auditions but tune in starting Hollywood week, although this time I'm not even sure if I'll pick it up at all). The Moreland guy was cringe-inducing, I've seen way enough amateur performers (and some professionals) who try way too hard with the razzle dazzle that it was pretty satisfying to watch him get rejected.

Al Shipley

]]> 33:353726:c4099202 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:16:35 EST <![CDATA[Things We Learned From The "American Idol" Audition Compilation Episode]]> http://idolator.com/353726/things-we-learned-from-the-american-idol-audition-compilation-episode#c4097130 Either one of Dolly Parton's breasts were more intelligent than that girl was.

Sniffle

]]> 33:353726:c4097130 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:11:10 EST <![CDATA[Things We Learned From The "American Idol" Audition Compilation Episode]]> http://idolator.com/353726/things-we-learned-from-the-american-idol-audition-compilation-episode#c4097131 Best part of the two brothers dating the brat: While she auditioned inside, they were outside confessing to the camera that they and all her friends have been telling her for years that she can sing, but she kinda-sorta...um, can't.

It's obvious these two guys are telling the tartlet whatever they must to get in her pants, but at least they're admitting it -- and doing countless Idol wannabes a service by warning them that their friends might be lovingly fibbing too.

Chris Molanphy

]]> 33:353726:c4097131 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:11:10 EST <![CDATA[Things We Learned From The "American Idol" Audition Compilation Episode]]> http://idolator.com/353726/things-we-learned-from-the-american-idol-audition-compilation-episode#c4095995 I'm so glad that I'm not the only oue that thought Alesha Stelzl's rendition of "Islands In The Stream" sounded *nothing* like Dolly Parton. I thought it sounded more like Christina Aguilera making a sad attempt at singing it.

scarletvirtue - Fake American Feminist

]]> 33:353726:c4095995 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:34:47 EST <![CDATA[Things We Learned From The "American Idol" Audition Compilation Episode]]> http://idolator.com/353726/things-we-learned-from-the-american-idol-audition-compilation-episode#c4094289 Totally unrelatedly, because I haven't been watching the show, I fired up Islands in the Stream on the train last night and could not stop singing it to myself for about an hour, even in the CVS.

Diglett

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