<![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:23:14 EDT Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:23:14 EDT http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4638096 Dick.

Lucas Jensen

]]> 33:366019:c4638096 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:23:14 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4631669 The accompanying illustration is wonderful.

AL

]]> 33:366019:c4631669 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:13:10 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4631633 Does anyone get an "I didn't inhale"-type defensive vibe from Chad's story?

sicksteanein

]]> 33:366019:c4631633 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:10:57 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4630424 I was gonna be a good gay and say that DAMNIT sucking dick is FUN! Sucking dick is AWESOME! Sucking dick is TOO GOOD for Nickelback! And then I found out whose dick was being sucked, and who was doing the sucking, and thought...OK, just desserts.

Dickdogfood

]]> 33:366019:c4630424 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:47:00 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4629044 @GhostOfDuane: Exactly. A story such as this can be like an NBA exhibition game: full of easy shots that are nevertheless impressive to watch.

Feh Am Legend

]]> 33:366019:c4629044 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:11:34 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4628287 @gregcoff: 22 comments thus far...

Feh Am Legend

]]> 33:366019:c4628287 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:32:51 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4627089 He was just practicing for his future; for when he became a big enough rock star no one was good enough to suck his cock, except for himself.

kathotdog

]]> 33:366019:c4627089 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:35:23 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4625533 @imnotthatguyanymore:
It has been my dream job to add three sentences of jokes to press releases ever since I was a child drawing dicks all over school pamphlets. Mara, I'm honored to accept the comically low blogger rate that's killing all the print magazines I love and essentially guaranteeing I don't work after 2010, especially if it means I get to draw dicks for you today.

[idolator.com]

cstmr srvc

]]> 33:366019:c4625533 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:38:00 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4625427 what a lead-in. well done sir. are people really complaining about this? i mean, we all knew nickelback sucks dick already, but how many bands can you say suck their own dicks? it's so fitting too.
god, i feel so alive!

GhostOfDuane

]]> 33:366019:c4625427 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:33:42 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4625254 @Maura Johnston:

ZING!!

hahaha

cstmr srvc

]]> 33:366019:c4625254 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:28:11 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4625102 Huh.

He should've been tapped to provide the voice for "Can of Vegetables" in Wet Hot American Summer.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> 33:366019:c4625102 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:22:48 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4624946 I'll take this sort of thing over a correspondent who's trying to teach people how to use expensive escorts. Or don't you read Valleywag?

blackmailismylife

]]> 33:366019:c4624946 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:17:50 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4624938 @af607105: Like you could before?!

arch05

]]> 33:366019:c4624938 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:17:40 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4624932

+ Watch video

HarveyWallbanger

]]> 33:366019:c4624932 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:17:37 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4624905 @Jess Harvell: I for one am ecstatic.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 33:366019:c4624905 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:16:39 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4624713 Um...is this the future of Idolator?

gregcoff

]]> 33:366019:c4624713 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:11:38 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4624640 I'm never going to be able to listen to "Photograph" again.

Mr. Praline

]]> 33:366019:c4624640 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:09:39 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4624572 @clevername: Dude, are you 13? DOES MAURA KNOW YOU SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT NICKELBACK OMG I"M TELLING>

DavidWatts

]]> 33:366019:c4624572 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:07:02 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4624541 i can guarantee the dick jokes will flow freely over the next five days.

Jess Harvell

]]> 33:366019:c4624541 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:06:22 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4624030 This is the best post I've ever read so far at idolator.

Cheap Shot

]]> 33:366019:c4624030 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:48:08 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4624015 I always thought he sang like he had a dick in the back of his throat...now the truth is out.

God - I wonder what it will do to his Jock audience? Prolly nothing - this will prolly go the way of the Rod Stewart stomach pump incident or Cher having her rib removed.

Full disclosure - this is not a homophobic comment, as this poster is 100% gay.

NDFSEA

]]> 33:366019:c4624015 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:47:29 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4623947 Has the word "dick" been used in this context this many times on this site ever? "Looking back on a week..." should have a [||] after it on Friday.

imnotthatguyanymore

]]> 33:366019:c4623947 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:45:14 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4623897 No Chad Kroeger... I said go fuck yourself.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 33:366019:c4623897 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:43:48 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4623837 Look at this photograph/Every time I do it makes me laugh/How did our eyes get so red?/And why am I giving myself head?

tigerpop

]]> 33:366019:c4623837 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:41:28 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4623711 @clevername: Dude. I've seen way worse. Exhibit A: [www.kottke.org]

Maura Johnston

]]> 33:366019:c4623711 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:36:57 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4623582 @clevername: Actually, it begs the question of what's a more fulfilling use of your time, listening to Nickelback or trying to suck your own dick...

drjayphd

]]> 33:366019:c4623582 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:32:56 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4623525 I rather enjoyed this post....

kerrang

]]> 33:366019:c4623525 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:30:58 EDT <![CDATA[Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Gives Us One More Reason To Be Jealous]]> http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous#c4623439 Does Maura know you posted this? Because this is katie-bar-the-door the worst post in the history of blogging. Really. Ever.

clevername

]]> 33:366019:c4623439 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:28:14 EDT