<![CDATA[Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey? - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey? - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:41:04 EDT Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:41:04 EDT http://idolator.com/378160/is-ashlee-simpson-trying-to-bitterrorize-mariah-carey <![CDATA[Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey?]]> http://idolator.com/378160/is-ashlee-simpson-trying-to-bitterrorize-mariah-carey#c5126465 Make no mistake, this new "engagement" of A&P is nothing more than an opportunity for Papa Joe to recreate "Newlyweds"...

Cuz, you know, when a Simpson sister's music career is on the outs, there is always room for one more reality show on MTV.

HONEYBFLY

]]> 33:378160:c5126465 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:41:04 EDT <![CDATA[Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey?]]> http://idolator.com/378160/is-ashlee-simpson-trying-to-bitterrorize-mariah-carey#c5124665 @pantycrickets: Oh god WENTZ OF LOVE, I can see it now. Like seriously, I think you're right.

This is a pretty great idea for a regular column, btw.

Al Shipley

]]> 33:378160:c5124665 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:42:40 EDT <![CDATA[Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey?]]> http://idolator.com/378160/is-ashlee-simpson-trying-to-bitterrorize-mariah-carey#c5123975 In what world is Ashlee v. Mariah an even fight? Delusional, those Simpsons are.

Varina

]]> 33:378160:c5123975 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:19:40 EDT <![CDATA[Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey?]]> http://idolator.com/378160/is-ashlee-simpson-trying-to-bitterrorize-mariah-carey#c5122566 This all reeks of Papa Joe. Leaked tracks, engagements...I will bet my life savings that a reality show will be announced by the end of next week.

pantycrickets

]]> 33:378160:c5122566 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:12:22 EDT <![CDATA[Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey?]]> http://idolator.com/378160/is-ashlee-simpson-trying-to-bitterrorize-mariah-carey#c5122420 I think Papa Joe is delusional enough to believe that Ashlee is serious competition for a star like Mariah, but I doubt he's smart enough to come up with a plan like this.

Nicolars

]]> 33:378160:c5122420 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:06:33 EDT <![CDATA[Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey?]]> http://idolator.com/378160/is-ashlee-simpson-trying-to-bitterrorize-mariah-carey#c5122366 @Chris Molanphy: Chris, I can't go no place without somebody pointin' a finger!

NeverEnough

]]> 33:378160:c5122366 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:04:07 EDT <![CDATA[Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey?]]> http://idolator.com/378160/is-ashlee-simpson-trying-to-bitterrorize-mariah-carey#c5121635 @NeverEnough: D'ja hear the one about Michael? Some say he must be gay.

I tried to argue, but...

Chris Molanphy

]]> 33:378160:c5121635 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:37:10 EDT <![CDATA[Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey?]]> http://idolator.com/378160/is-ashlee-simpson-trying-to-bitterrorize-mariah-carey#c5121513 I never forgive a Duran smiting.

Chris N.

]]> 33:378160:c5121513 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:31:44 EDT <![CDATA[Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey?]]> http://idolator.com/378160/is-ashlee-simpson-trying-to-bitterrorize-mariah-carey#c5120535 A Timex Social Club reference?! I think I love you (and can forgive you for smiting Duran Duran a few days back).

NeverEnough

]]> 33:378160:c5120535 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:41:31 EDT <![CDATA[Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey?]]> http://idolator.com/378160/is-ashlee-simpson-trying-to-bitterrorize-mariah-carey#c5120517 So is that whole "getting engaged to Pete Wentz" thing to help Bittersweet World move a couple more units too?

HarveyWallbanger

]]> 33:378160:c5120517 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:40:34 EDT <![CDATA[Is Ashlee Simpson Trying To BitTerrorize Mariah Carey?]]> http://idolator.com/378160/is-ashlee-simpson-trying-to-bitterrorize-mariah-carey#c5120284 Well, if Ashlee has been paying any attention at all, she must realize that Mariah will hunt her down for wronging her.

pr0FF'3ss0r_j'3rkwh3at

]]> 33:378160:c5120284 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:27:17 EDT