<![CDATA["Fox 411" Columnist's Anti-David Cook Diatribe: A Sign That Clive Is Not Pleased? - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA["Fox 411" Columnist's Anti-David Cook Diatribe: A Sign That Clive Is Not Pleased? - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:25:03 EDT Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:25:03 EDT http://idolator.com/382440/fox-411-columnists-anti+david-cook-diatribe-a-sign-that-clive-is-not-pleased <![CDATA["Fox 411" Columnist's Anti-David Cook Diatribe: A Sign That Clive Is Not Pleased?]]> http://idolator.com/382440/fox-411-columnists-anti+david-cook-diatribe-a-sign-that-clive-is-not-pleased#c5351951 I have a small request, and that is can I never hear the phrase "lip-licky" on Idolator (or anywhere) again?

MTS

]]> 33:382440:c5351951 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:25:03 EDT <![CDATA["Fox 411" Columnist's Anti-David Cook Diatribe: A Sign That Clive Is Not Pleased?]]> http://idolator.com/382440/fox-411-columnists-anti+david-cook-diatribe-a-sign-that-clive-is-not-pleased#c5328466 I'm not half as critical as all of you re. tonight's show, but one thing is for certain: if Archie wins, that will seal the fate of AI disappearing off the airwaves by 2010. The show is in desperate need of credibility. There is occasionally a discussion about the votes being rigged. Well, I bet the producers kick themselves for not having rigged the results when Chris Daughtry was eliminated. David Cook is the only viable alternative for AI to stop losing viewers.

Manola

]]> 33:382440:c5328466 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:29:34 EDT <![CDATA["Fox 411" Columnist's Anti-David Cook Diatribe: A Sign That Clive Is Not Pleased?]]> http://idolator.com/382440/fox-411-columnists-anti+david-cook-diatribe-a-sign-that-clive-is-not-pleased#c5321921 While Archuleta is destined for a Taylor-Hicks-like obscurity post-Idol, I have to say I'd rather have him win over the Other David. But only because of this: if Archie wins he'll be sure to fade away within about a month, while if Cook wins it'll be like having a super Daughtry. Of course, Cook will probably be forced on the listening public for months to come whether he wins or loses due to the fact that America is enamoured of sterile nu-grunge on a dizzying scale, so it's really all kinda pointless, isn't it?

On the bright side, I predict a huge David Cook fail for tonight's Andrew Lloyd Webber theme episode. Although the judges will surely *love* it, no matter what tripe he comes up with.

punkybunky

]]> 33:382440:c5321921 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:46:12 EDT <![CDATA["Fox 411" Columnist's Anti-David Cook Diatribe: A Sign That Clive Is Not Pleased?]]> http://idolator.com/382440/fox-411-columnists-anti+david-cook-diatribe-a-sign-that-clive-is-not-pleased#c5311749 Beyond downloads of the Coronation Single, Archuleta will never, ever sell the way that they want him to. Also, this article was oddly-timed and poorly written. It comes of as kind of desperate.

Varina

]]> 33:382440:c5311749 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:23:59 EDT <![CDATA["Fox 411" Columnist's Anti-David Cook Diatribe: A Sign That Clive Is Not Pleased?]]> http://idolator.com/382440/fox-411-columnists-anti+david-cook-diatribe-a-sign-that-clive-is-not-pleased#c5311154 Ha! I knew I recognized the Castro kid from Cheyenne. That was the best episode too because Cheyenne busted out the A-word to her mom:

"Mom, I'm an artist and I want my boyfriend in the video!"

sicksteanein

]]> 33:382440:c5311154 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:59:45 EDT <![CDATA["Fox 411" Columnist's Anti-David Cook Diatribe: A Sign That Clive Is Not Pleased?]]> http://idolator.com/382440/fox-411-columnists-anti+david-cook-diatribe-a-sign-that-clive-is-not-pleased#c5310701 @Al Shipley: Chris Brown's don't come off as retro as Archuleta's do. Archuleta always seems like he just wandered off the set of a 90s Celine Dion video.

Nicolars

]]> 33:382440:c5310701 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:37:12 EDT <![CDATA["Fox 411" Columnist's Anti-David Cook Diatribe: A Sign That Clive Is Not Pleased?]]> http://idolator.com/382440/fox-411-columnists-anti+david-cook-diatribe-a-sign-that-clive-is-not-pleased#c5309393 @Nicolars: In what universe does "the girlish earnestness of his ballads" not also describe Chris Brown?

Al Shipley

]]> 33:382440:c5309393 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:18:54 EDT <![CDATA["Fox 411" Columnist's Anti-David Cook Diatribe: A Sign That Clive Is Not Pleased?]]> http://idolator.com/382440/fox-411-columnists-anti+david-cook-diatribe-a-sign-that-clive-is-not-pleased#c5309380 Wouldn't Leona Lewis be more spookily bland than blandly spooky? I think "blandly spooky" sounds like it would better describe, I dunno, a really boring goth band. Plus, y'know, people can be pretty sensitive about that word: [www.citypaper.com]

Al Shipley

]]> 33:382440:c5309380 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:18:07 EDT <![CDATA["Fox 411" Columnist's Anti-David Cook Diatribe: A Sign That Clive Is Not Pleased?]]> http://idolator.com/382440/fox-411-columnists-anti+david-cook-diatribe-a-sign-that-clive-is-not-pleased#c5309371 [i]b) the (perhaps delusional) promise of teenpop money from David Archuleta's screaming fans seems so close.[/i]

Perhaps? I think it is totally delusional! Archuleta might appeal to a certain sector of preteen girls, but I think most are going to be turned off by the girlish earnestness of his ballads and go listen to Chris Brown.

Nicolars

]]> 33:382440:c5309371 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:17:37 EDT <![CDATA["Fox 411" Columnist's Anti-David Cook Diatribe: A Sign That Clive Is Not Pleased?]]> http://idolator.com/382440/fox-411-columnists-anti+david-cook-diatribe-a-sign-that-clive-is-not-pleased#c5309190 David Cook is so gross. I would prefer anyone over him. Even lickylips.

Cfredl54

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