<![CDATA[The 29 Seconds That Are Supposed To Make Everyone Feel Better About "American Idol" - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[The 29 Seconds That Are Supposed To Make Everyone Feel Better About "American Idol" - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Thu, 08 May 2008 22:12:58 EDT Thu, 08 May 2008 22:12:58 EDT http://idolator.com/386169/the-29-seconds-that-are-supposed-to-make-everyone-feel-better-about-american-idol <![CDATA[The 29 Seconds That Are Supposed To Make Everyone Feel Better About "American Idol"]]> http://idolator.com/386169/the-29-seconds-that-are-supposed-to-make-everyone-feel-better-about-american-idol#c5608069 "-ck them at school!"

saltwater

]]> 33:386169:c5608069 Thu, 08 May 2008 22:12:58 EDT <![CDATA[The 29 Seconds That Are Supposed To Make Everyone Feel Better About "American Idol"]]> http://idolator.com/386169/the-29-seconds-that-are-supposed-to-make-everyone-feel-better-about-american-idol#c5484957 someone please...please...please kill these motherfuckers now..

knots

]]> 33:386169:c5484957 Thu, 01 May 2008 18:39:40 EDT <![CDATA[The 29 Seconds That Are Supposed To Make Everyone Feel Better About "American Idol"]]> http://idolator.com/386169/the-29-seconds-that-are-supposed-to-make-everyone-feel-better-about-american-idol#c5482000 If everything wrong is Nigel's fault, why is his "So You Think You Can Dance" miles better than Idol ever hoped it could be? Just give it to Archuleta already so we can get to the kitschy interpretive bizarro world of Wade Robson.

jckrbtslmz

]]> 33:386169:c5482000 Thu, 01 May 2008 16:30:34 EDT <![CDATA[The 29 Seconds That Are Supposed To Make Everyone Feel Better About "American Idol"]]> http://idolator.com/386169/the-29-seconds-that-are-supposed-to-make-everyone-feel-better-about-american-idol#c5480657 Phew. Our long national nightmare is finally over.

Wait - is David Archuleta still in this? SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Thierry

]]> 33:386169:c5480657 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:45:40 EDT <![CDATA[The 29 Seconds That Are Supposed To Make Everyone Feel Better About "American Idol"]]> http://idolator.com/386169/the-29-seconds-that-are-supposed-to-make-everyone-feel-better-about-american-idol#c5479562 And then the next thing you know...

PrinceHal

]]> 33:386169:c5479562 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:09:06 EDT <![CDATA[The 29 Seconds That Are Supposed To Make Everyone Feel Better About "American Idol"]]> http://idolator.com/386169/the-29-seconds-that-are-supposed-to-make-everyone-feel-better-about-american-idol#c5478199 She went off with the team, basically.

Dick Laurent is dead.

]]> 33:386169:c5478199 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:23:05 EDT <![CDATA[The 29 Seconds That Are Supposed To Make Everyone Feel Better About "American Idol"]]> http://idolator.com/386169/the-29-seconds-that-are-supposed-to-make-everyone-feel-better-about-american-idol#c5476598 Best. Surfer Rosa. Reference. Ever.

MConnor

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