<![CDATA[Bret Michaels Brings The Realness To Miley Cyrus Fans - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Bret Michaels Brings The Realness To Miley Cyrus Fans - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Tue, 20 May 2008 09:43:03 EDT Tue, 20 May 2008 09:43:03 EDT http://idolator.com/391702/bret-michaels-brings-the-realness-to-miley-cyrus-fans <![CDATA[Bret Michaels Brings The Realness To Miley Cyrus Fans]]> http://idolator.com/391702/bret-michaels-brings-the-realness-to-miley-cyrus-fans#c5785908 I was never aware that his target audience was 14 year olds anyway. If thats the case... it should only be a matter of time before he starts performing at Jr. High School Proms and other middle school events.

Noiddog

]]> 33:391702:c5785908 Tue, 20 May 2008 09:43:03 EDT <![CDATA[Bret Michaels Brings The Realness To Miley Cyrus Fans]]> http://idolator.com/391702/bret-michaels-brings-the-realness-to-miley-cyrus-fans#c5777400 So, a 45-year-old man with hairplugs thinks that 14-year-olds appreciate his "realness"? They show up because they saw him on TV, and what they get is a middle-aged eyeliner abuser who looks like their dads in biker-chick drag.
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GeorgeLang

]]> 33:391702:c5777400 Mon, 19 May 2008 17:47:40 EDT <![CDATA[Bret Michaels Brings The Realness To Miley Cyrus Fans]]> http://idolator.com/391702/bret-michaels-brings-the-realness-to-miley-cyrus-fans#c5775931 Tell me that's a wax museum figure in that picture up there. That can't be human flesh on that skull, can it?

Captain Wrong

]]> 33:391702:c5775931 Mon, 19 May 2008 16:48:47 EDT <![CDATA[Bret Michaels Brings The Realness To Miley Cyrus Fans]]> http://idolator.com/391702/bret-michaels-brings-the-realness-to-miley-cyrus-fans#c5774168 @King of Pants: Apparently every rose DOES have its thorn, then.

@ObtuseIntolerant: You know, I always wondered if they had to screen those 18-22 year-old stripper types on "Rock Of Love" to make sure that wasn't the case.

The Notorious T

]]> 33:391702:c5774168 Mon, 19 May 2008 15:45:48 EDT <![CDATA[Bret Michaels Brings The Realness To Miley Cyrus Fans]]> http://idolator.com/391702/bret-michaels-brings-the-realness-to-miley-cyrus-fans#c5774055 "Bret was Hannah Montana then."

Bret Michaels' father bought him his career? I don't remember reading about that when I was 13.

Empire

]]> 33:391702:c5774055 Mon, 19 May 2008 15:40:32 EDT <![CDATA[Bret Michaels Brings The Realness To Miley Cyrus Fans]]> http://idolator.com/391702/bret-michaels-brings-the-realness-to-miley-cyrus-fans#c5772192 @The Notorious T: HA. So does that mean these are actually mostly HIS children?

ObtuseIntolerant

]]> 33:391702:c5772192 Mon, 19 May 2008 14:39:15 EDT <![CDATA[Bret Michaels Brings The Realness To Miley Cyrus Fans]]> http://idolator.com/391702/bret-michaels-brings-the-realness-to-miley-cyrus-fans#c5770558 His message is HPV.

King of Pants

]]> 33:391702:c5770558 Mon, 19 May 2008 13:43:08 EDT <![CDATA[Bret Michaels Brings The Realness To Miley Cyrus Fans]]> http://idolator.com/391702/bret-michaels-brings-the-realness-to-miley-cyrus-fans#c5769560 "But Mr. Michaels is thrilled to see his message get out to the 14-year-old daughters of Poison's original 14-year-old fans."

His message? His message?!?

P.S. So his original fans are what...28 now?

The Notorious T

]]> 33:391702:c5769560 Mon, 19 May 2008 13:08:55 EDT <![CDATA[Bret Michaels Brings The Realness To Miley Cyrus Fans]]> http://idolator.com/391702/bret-michaels-brings-the-realness-to-miley-cyrus-fans#c5769411 as my buddy nat says, "this man actually looks like a penis, just look at him!"

iantenna

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