<![CDATA[Tonight's "American Idol" Finale: Madonna? The Jonases? ZZ Top?? - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Tonight's "American Idol" Finale: Madonna? The Jonases? ZZ Top?? - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Wed, 21 May 2008 19:38:01 EDT Wed, 21 May 2008 19:38:01 EDT http://idolator.com/392484/tonights-american-idol-finale-madonna-the-jonases-zz-top <![CDATA[Tonight's "American Idol" Finale: Madonna? The Jonases? ZZ Top??]]> http://idolator.com/392484/tonights-american-idol-finale-madonna-the-jonases-zz-top#c5825617 Wouldn't an appearance on "American Idol" by Madonna require somehow that she once again admit to being American?

Ain't gonna happen, folks...

HONEYBFLY

]]> 33:392484:c5825617 Wed, 21 May 2008 19:38:01 EDT <![CDATA[Tonight's "American Idol" Finale: Madonna? The Jonases? ZZ Top??]]> http://idolator.com/392484/tonights-american-idol-finale-madonna-the-jonases-zz-top#c5820940 Wait, Amy Winehouse was kicked off a Virgin Airlines flight, right? Is she available?

punkybunky

]]> 33:392484:c5820940 Wed, 21 May 2008 16:30:17 EDT <![CDATA[Tonight's "American Idol" Finale: Madonna? The Jonases? ZZ Top??]]> http://idolator.com/392484/tonights-american-idol-finale-madonna-the-jonases-zz-top#c5819785 Dear American Idol Producers,

If you want me to continue watching this show as badly as it seems you do, then for the love of God stop trotting out 3D projections of dead artists and expecting me to think it looks real and/or spectacular.

Thank you,
PB

I'd better CC the Grammys on this one as well.

On a different note, a friend showed me vid clip of Jason Castro on some local news program out of Fresno, CA. The reporter asks the kicked-off contestants who they think is going to win, and when they get to Castro he just says "hellooo Fresno!" and then "Fresno, that's fun to say" followed by a stonery guffaw. It's entirely possible his "Virgin Airlines" clue is completely made-up.

punkybunky

]]> 33:392484:c5819785 Wed, 21 May 2008 15:49:58 EDT <![CDATA[Tonight's "American Idol" Finale: Madonna? The Jonases? ZZ Top??]]> http://idolator.com/392484/tonights-american-idol-finale-madonna-the-jonases-zz-top#c5819764 Why do they think people like these dead-people duets? They creep me out.

El Zilcho!

]]> 33:392484:c5819764 Wed, 21 May 2008 15:49:09 EDT <![CDATA[Tonight's "American Idol" Finale: Madonna? The Jonases? ZZ Top??]]> http://idolator.com/392484/tonights-american-idol-finale-madonna-the-jonases-zz-top#c5817697 Stephen Colbert has a Virgin plane named after him too.

Now I'm scared about 3D John Lennon. Like, literally trembling scared.

brasstax

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