<![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:41:45 EDT Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:41:45 EDT http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6059025 I vote Scooter, only for the fact that I own seven Scooter albums and singles, all of which were released before 2000.

I'm a sad, sad man.

Mr. Praline

]]> 33:394953:c6059025 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:41:45 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6055999 I realize this is a day old, so this question is merely theoretical, but does anyone else hear shades of that "Be Mine" remix in the beginning of this??

StuntKockSteeev

]]> 33:394953:c6055999 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:39:37 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6042587 Annie should win. The rest of these tracks are so bad.

Though Scooter is just awful enough to be fun. Plus they've attached themselves to the dumbest dance craze, since...forever: Jumpstyle.

Gotta love the Jumpstyle -- it can only be performed by kids young enough to have not yet developed their irony glands. Plus, it gives anyone over 20 a heart attack inside 3 minutes.

chaircrusher

]]> 33:394953:c6042587 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:15:00 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6039264 @Maura Johnston: With so many amusing Metro Station fan videos, I'm surprised you posted the real deal

TheRunningboard7

]]> 33:394953:c6039264 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:43:10 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6034110 @Thierry: Trust me, you don't want Miley's brother to stop hiding behind the hair.

I am going to vote for it anyway, just because it's hilarious they got together through their Hannah Montana sibs.

ObtuseIntolerant

]]> 33:394953:c6034110 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:44:02 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6032354 Metro Station wins by way of chump seeding. who's voting for Scooter? i mean, not ironically.

if the Lodger's "Good Old Days" doesn't show up in this tourney somewhere, i turn in my Mickey Ears, guys. and don't say it doesn't have a chance to be a hit on mainstream radio because...I KNOW, and neither does half the shit you've posted so far. Alphabeat? on what continent will that be a "summer jam?" and is it a continent that tends to have "summer?"

westartedthis

]]> 33:394953:c6032354 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:43:47 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6032005 Pass. They both suck.

the sieve

]]> 33:394953:c6032005 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:32:42 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6029170 I'm voting on Scooter today, for sadism's sake.

rogerniner

]]> 33:394953:c6029170 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:02:18 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6029152 @Maura Johnston: I agree on the Annie. That's my absolute summer favorite, by far. Has her version of "Two of Hearts" come out yet?

rogerniner

]]> 33:394953:c6029152 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:01:44 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6028660 The Metro Station song would be a massive, summer-dominating wildebeast right now were it given to Avril instead. Terrible video, annoying haircuts, but that's a slick little track.

Bob Loblaw

]]> 33:394953:c6028660 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:44:51 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6025088 I say all those Metro Station kids should adopt Scooter's shaved head look instead of hiding under those extreme combovers...Seriously, how bad have your sidebangs gotten that you start looking like a bunch of guys trying to mask male-pattern baldness?

Oh, and these two songs are awful - I'll pass on voting today...

Thierry

]]> 33:394953:c6025088 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:38:32 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6024903 aw, i really like the metro station track. it's not like it's trying to be stairway or anything.

my favorite of the songs posted so far is probably the annie track, with hotstylz, metro station, and alphabeat bringing up the rear.

Maura Johnston

]]> 33:394953:c6024903 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:31:11 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6024588 I think I'll stick with the original Mouth and McNeal.

The Illiterate

]]> 33:394953:c6024588 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:20:50 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6024549 I think I like Tokio Hotel more than those two, and i say that with bile streaming.

Tenno

]]> 33:394953:c6024549 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:19:46 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6024485 i wholeheartedly endorse anything with a mouth and macneal reference. but metro station is so good....

these songs are both way better than yesterday's, by the way.

bcapirigi

]]> 33:394953:c6024485 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:17:51 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6024292 Ugh, unless you guys come up with better tunes Alpha Beat is going to win this one in a walk.

Model500

]]> 33:394953:c6024292 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:10:36 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6023201 Man, both of these were bad. Why did I decide to start listening to this tourney today?

Is this an uncharacteristically weak matchup or should I avoid the other ones too?

sicksteanein

]]> 33:394953:c6023201 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:31:03 EDT <![CDATA[Idolator's Summer Jam Tournament Implores You To Shake It And Stop Smoking]]> http://idolator.com/394953/idolators-summer-jam-tournament-implores-you-to-shake-it-and-stop-smoking#c6022668 The question is why do you keep posting this Scooter garbage and why do I keep listening to it, really? Seriously.

BawstonSean

]]> 33:394953:c6022668 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:13:29 EDT